My old boss walked into Java the other day. 

I’ve been asking him for a letter of recommendation and he hasn’t given it to me yet. Yesterday was the first time I’ve seen him in like a week or so. SO naturally I asked about it. The first thing he said was “oh hey I didn’t recognize you… You’re looking a bit thick.” 

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True story. He actually said that to me.  

It was all a joke though. We have a love hate relationship.